Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs
- Released 24 Jul 2012
- Label Anti‐
- 44 tracks, 36:44
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- 1 How to Become a Virgin 0:48
- 2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:58
- 3 Twenty‐Three Lubed‐Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:52
- 4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:36
- 5 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:50
- 6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares 0:58
- 7 Flash’s Theme 0:57
- 8 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 0:50
- 9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini‐Abs 0:38
- 10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 0:43
- 11 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby 0:43
- 12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1:05
- 13 Flight of the Wounded Locust 2:37
- 14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 0:42
- 15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand‐Me‐Down Display Case 0:34
- 16 This Is Radio Surgery 0:41
- 17 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 0:46
- 18 Sever the Toes 0:53
- 19 Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle 1:00
- 20 Moth‐Eaten Deer Head 1:13
- 21 Brand New Set of Teeth 0:38
- 22 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector 0:41
- 23 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth 0:46
- 24 Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover) 0:29
- 25 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) 0:33
- 26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees 0:45
- 27 Straight From the Horse’s Mouth 1:11
- 28 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat 0:39
- 29 Twenty‐Three Full‐Time Cowboys 1:05
- 30 Backbones of Jack Asses 1:26
- 31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality 0:37
- 32 Skin Graft at Seventy‐Five Miles Per Hour 0:42
- 33 High‐Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family 0:58
- 34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) 0:49
- 35 Kill Roger Hedgecock 0:47
- 36 Hairspray Suppository 0:49
- 37 Cattle Mutilation 0:27
- 38 Prepare to Qualify 0:33
- 39 Pain Reliever 0:29
- 40 Off by a Long Shot 0:42
- 41 #99 0:29
- 42 Head Hits Concrete 0:48
- 43 Ass Gravity 0:37
- 44 Keep Off the Tracks 1:20
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|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | US | Red 0045778717217, 0045778717293, 0087172815652, 0871722815642 | Anti- – 87172-1 |
| 2012 | US | LP 0045778717217 | Anti- – 87172-1 |
| 2025 | US | Red/Green Swirl · Repress 0045778717217 | Anti- – 87172-1 |
| 2025 | US | LP · Repress 0045778717217 | Anti- – 87172-1 |
| 2026 | US | LP · Repress · Test Pressing | Anti- – 87172-1 |